The WORST places to eat in Baguio

Here’s a rundown of the worst places to eat in Baguio City. You’ve been warned!
#1 Zola
Location: Patria de Baguio Building, Session Road
Oh my gawd! You know something’s wrong when they can’t even get your regular longganisa right. The food could have been kinda fine if it were bland, but the taste is just all wrong for most of the meals other than the pizzas, which are acceptable but not great, and with Don Henrico’s, Volante, and Vizco’s just down the sidewalk, why bother coming here? If you’re looking to have lunch here, don’t. Just head on over to Steaks and Toppings just behind the building, you get double the servings for much less than Zola’s overpriced rice meals. They also serve this tastes-like-used-dishwater with a horrible horrible horrible after taste… they call it coffee… and you pay 40 pesos to torture yourself. Ack! I wouldn’t recommend this place even to my worst enemy… well, honestly, maybe I would.
#2 Mile-Hi Diner
Location: Camp John Hay
I really don’t know what happened to this place, it used to be a favorite among locals when Camp John Hay was still under the Americans. Now? Pukable food, stale breads, near-decomposing meats (you can smell it!), and a less then cheery service crew puts it almost at par with the Hall-of-Shame Zola.
#3 Figaro
Location: 3rd Level Sunset Terrace, SM City Baguio Mall, Luneta Hill
Small mugs, overpriced, Airborne Access WiFi has several blocked sites, and rude service crew. Nuff said.
#4 Kentucky Fried Chicken SM Baguio
Location: Ground Level, SM Driveway, SM City Baguio Mall, Luneta Hill
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Seriously, the store managers have got to do something about the incompetent staff at this rinky-dink branch of Kentucky Fried Chicken. They can’t even tell the difference between “Pepsi” and “rootbeer”… or even the difference between “one order” and “two orders”. Geez.
{ I’ll be updating this list often, it’ll soon be up to ten places NOT to go to. Coming soon: Best places to eat in Baguio. }

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